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📜 QUEST NOTICE 📜

⚔️ WANTED: Questionably Brave Adventurers! ⚔️

Has your pencil been feeling restless? Has your imagination been rolling natural 20s? Then the Guild has need of YOU!

This September Holidays, the Guild is assembling a party of heroic (or at least entertaining) adventurers for a Dungeons & Dragons Dash-In Campaign, exclusively for our Senior Art Students.

The Guild Hall currently has vacancies for the following esteemed professions:

🪓 Barbarian – Hits first, thinks… eventually.
🎼 Bard – Weaponised charisma and suspiciously catchy songs.
✨ Cleric – Keeps everyone alive while questioning their life choices.
🛡️ Paladin – Justice! Honour! Shiny armour!
⚙️ Artificer – If it can explode, they’ve probably invented it.
⚔️ Fighter – Solves most problems with confidence and a sword.
🥋 Monk – Fast, focused, and somehow always barefoot.
🗡️ Rogue – “Borrowing” treasure since… well… forever.

🍕 Guild Gathering

📅 Thursday, 25th September
🕕 6:00pm – 8:00pm

Important Guild Rules:

• 🧙 Arrive dressed as your chosen character. If you’re going to save the realm, you might as well look the part.
• 🍕 Feast upon the legendary Bounty of Beige—cheese pizza, garlic bread, and other delicious provisions fit for heroes.
• 🎲 Prepare for an evening of laughter, adventure, impossible decisions, unexpected dice rolls, and at least one plan that goes spectacularly wrong.

🗣️ To Join the Guild…

Seek out Miss Carla and declare your interest before the adventure begins. Every hero must complete their training and prepare their character before setting foot on the quest.

⚠️ Warning: The Guild accepts no responsibility for dragon-related incidents, rogue behaviour, bardic musical numbers, or friendships forged through shared chaos.

The dice are waiting… Will your name be written into the Guild’s next great tale?